Welcome to Hot Sauce Hell!

As a purchaser of hot sauce, you agree, as indicated by your opening this bottle, as follows in connection with your purchase of this product:

1. Due to the extreme hot nature of this product, this product shall be used as a food additive. This product can cause serious injury if you drink the whole bottle or apply to your body.
2. Due to the extreme hot nature of this product, this product shall be used with extreme care in very small amounts only.
3. This product is to be used at your own risk, and you fully understand the potential danger if used or handled improperly.
4. If you give this product as a gift, you will make the recipient fully aware of the potential danger if used or handled improperly.
5. You hereby disclaim, release and relinquish any and all claims, actions and lawsuits that you, or any of your dependents, heirs, family members, pets or legal representatives, may have against any party relating to any damage or injury that may Result, or is alleged to have resulted, from the use, consumption, ingestion, contact or other use of or from the product.
6. I am not inebriated or otherwise not of a sound mind, and I fully able to make a sound decision about the purchase of this product.
7. There are no returns or refunds on Hot Sauce. 
8. I agree that I am of legal age in the province or state that I live in. 

Basically, don't do anything stupid, don't feed it to your pet, and don't blame me if it hurts going in or coming out!